"Dr. Strangehump or How I Heard a Neighbors Across the Street Have Sex"

I feel embarrassed for her.

While taking dogger out for his nightly poop, I heard a strange noise emanate from across the street. At first I thought someone had their washing machine on with their windows open.

Boy, was I mistaken.

As I encouraged Tyson to evacuate his bowels, the noise got louder and louder. I thought I could discern a human voice. I did.

It was my older (mid-forties) neighbor across the street doing the vertical mambo on a squeeky bed. At first I was frightened, but then I felt embarrassed for her, having left every window in her townhouse open.

Man, I got a good chuckle out of that humdinger (heh heh...humdinger).