Except when they're not. Did you ever know someone who thought they were funny, when in reality the closest they'll ever get to being funny is slipping on the ice and falling down? Stupid jokes that are retold over and over again. Jokes that aren't even close to being funny.
Discuss.
Everybody's a Comedian...
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26 March 2006
Sping Bake
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13 March 2006
Spring Break Quotes ‘06
It smells like Auschwitz in here. ~Kris
I should take Collin,. . .he’s fat. Fat kids love twine ~Jess
Get ROWDY!!! Hey. . .hey. . . . . .NO!!! Don’t!!!!! Those are folded!!!!! ~Kris
You just got hit in the head with a slimy banana peel. . .UGH!! ~Claus
What’s the word? THUNDERBIRD!! ~Claus and Kris
It’s Spring BAKE!! ~Kris
We’re segregated. SHHHH!!!! They’re black! ~Suzy and Bobbie
Jess has hairy nipples!! ~Bobbie
Phones have phone sex. . .how do you think we get other phones? ~Unknown
What if I have to go to the hopsicle? ~Jess
Jess’ hairy tassels ~ Bobbie
I haven’t pukes in, like, 10 minutes! ~ Jess
I haven’t been this drunk in TWO DAYS! ~unknown
I’ve peed on that couch when I was little. Thank about that! ~Claus
I have a snuggy like you wouldn’t believe ~unknown
Fwasted! ~Unknown
Erected cock ~Unknown
Eat poop and rye? ~Jess
What’s the opposite of Kris P.? Soggy ~Bobbie
My mom is stacked.~ Suzy
Tell him about the Kripy Hook! ~Bobbie
Who loves the cock? Soggy loves the cock! ~unknown
Butt biscuits ~Claus
Commence mounting ~unknown
Hey, Jess. . .it’s past 11:00 we can go to the liquor store!
*groan*
But, it’s Spring Bake!!!
FUCK SPRING BAKE!! ~ Suzy and Jess
Get in the fucking shower, you God damn APE! ~Claus
I am X-Mas!
My arms are flexy
The girls thinks I’m SEXY!! ~ X-Mas
I want to be able to use my spork!
*crack*
I broke my spork. . . ~Jess
Words that start with “IM”
Embarrass! ~Kris
Oh. . .my Jucy’s already erupted. . . ~Claus
Fuck you! ~everyone
X-MASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! KRISPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! ~X-Mas and Kris
Do you know what an Eiffel tower is?? Huh??? Do ya??? ~Kris
She had on a black thong. . .
Um, Claus, it was red. .
No, it was black. . .
No, sweetie, it was red. . .
IT WAS BLACK!!
Okay! ~Claus, Jess, and Suzy
Here, have some stripper make-up. . .oh, and you too ~Claus
We're allowed back to the NORMANDY INN!!!!~ Claus
This had better be one fucking spectacular ball of twine. . . ~Kris
Oh!! The ape is horny!!!
Ace?
NO!!! aPe!!!! ~Kris and Jess
Claussen’s taking us to the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow. Claussen’s taking us to the zoo tomorrow. We can stay til 4!! ~ Jess and Suzy
I think I peed a little. . .
I’m sleeping on that bed!!! ~Bobbie and Claus
Mommy. . .I think they’re breeding ~Kid at the zoo
Housekeeping!!!
No, we just want towels. .
No, I clean your room. . . It free!!
TOWELS!! ~Housekeeping and Claus
Hello?
Um, hi.
Are you looking for a cell phone?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I have it. But, I think the better question is: Where and who am I? ~Theresa and front desk guy.
By the way, nice picture. . . ~Front desk guy
Oh no!! It’s hailing on your fort!!!
OW!! MY EYE!!!! ~Claus and Jess
First of all: Fuck you! Second of all: No. . . ~Suzy
I think we’re lost. . .
We are not fucking lost!
Kris is probably wondering what the Hell we are doing. . .
We are not lost! Just get the directions!
Don’t turn there!! That’s wrong!!!
Well, what do you expect me to do?!? I’m already in the fucking turn lane!!
Kris is probably wondering what the Hell we are doing. . .
Oh. . .look. It’s our hotel!!
How the Hell. . . .?
HIZZAH!!!! ~Jess, Claus, and Suzy
Those are fake. . .
Yup. . .
But, I like her dress.
Yeah, it’s really pretty ~Suzy and Jess
How many pints of blood are you?
Wow, that’s bloody ~Suzy and Jess
Frat boys!! FUCK YEAH!! ~Everyone
It’s official. . . Spring Bake kicked my ass! ~Jess and Suzy
Hello? Yeah, I was wondering if you delivered to the Normandy Inn? Out of your range? Okay, I’ll call that number, thank you. Yeah, hi. I was wondering if you delivered to the Normandy Inn? Out of range? Okay, I’ll call that number, thank you. Hi, I was wondering if you delivered to the Normandy Inn? Call this number? Okay. Um, guys, they’ve already given me that number. Fuck it, let’s call Dominoes. ~Kris
And I was like. . .oh gross! Someone wiped their shit on the bathmat!!! But, then I realized that it my own vomit. . . ~Jess
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