I've decided to create a "Jess's Greatest Hits" list for her numerous quoatables. If you think of anymore, I'd be glad to post them for everyone to enjoy.
- I'm not that easy.
- Response to a statement that she met a raccoon in McCory Gardens
- If I had a mouth that big, I would experiment.
- Expressed as sheer amazement at the size of Cy Fixen's mouth.
- She isn't smart enough to read.
- Stated at Movie Gallery in a moment of tactlessness.
- Jessica only has two syllables: Jess/ica
- This pearl was bestowed on us one night at Cubby's Sports Bar & Grill
1 wise cracks:
Tee Hee. I haven't read your blog in forever...imagine my surprise to find a post dedicated to me and my stupidness. I am also quite fond of my "drunk hearts don't count"ism from Formal...if you want to know the story I'll tell you.
Heart, Jess
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