The Wisdom of Jess

I've decided to create a "Jess's Greatest Hits" list for her numerous quoatables. If you think of anymore, I'd be glad to post them for everyone to enjoy.

• I'm not that easy.
• Response to a statement that she met a raccoon in McCory Gardens
  
• If I had a mouth that big, I would experiment.
• Expressed as sheer amazement at the size of Cy Fixen's mouth.
  
• She isn't smart enough to read.
• Stated at Movie Gallery in a moment of tactlessness.
• Jessica only has two syllables: Jess/ica
• This pearl was bestowed on us one night at Cubby's Sports Bar & Grill
  

So there I was at the HyVee

It's Quick & Easy!

I heart Halloween

So we were at the world O'Wally the other night buying God knows what, when we came to the costumes department. Those Carebears are rated for 2-5 year olds, but by God do they fit on 21 year olds (they even fit on Theresa's mondo noggin).